After 245 years of marriage, the dish and the spoon are finally calling it quits. Both parties admit to infidelity. Between 1869 and 1907, the dish had a torrid affair with a beer stein. More recently (1987-present) the spoon has been sharing a drawer with a whisk. No word on who will get custody of their three half-breed children. The young doons have already faced much adversity in their lives, often being referred to derogatorily as "spishes" by the other china and cutlery.
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