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Intensive Citywide Recycling Program Inadvertently Eradicates Homelessness

Theologians And Meteorologists Concur: "Cold day in Hell finally here"

Fantasy Politics: How High Is Obama's Vert? Can He Rebound?

Swaziland Still A Country

Local Atheist Tired Of Believing In Himself

Study Shows 8 Out Of 10 Men Dislike Children

Study Shows 2 Out Of 10 Men Are Pedophiles

Vladimir Putin Poisons Daughter For Asking Too Many Questions

Singapore: Still Caning (But Only Those Who Really Deserve It)